ask stupid questions get stupid answers. (right in front of the pier)”Where the peir?” ” OK so what you do, is You find a rock, check what side the moss is on, find north from there find west, If you walk into the water you have gone to far!” I swear some people!
:33 He don't like cats :(
Stranger: Cool threesome !!
You: :33 Whats a Thr33some? *Gives odd looks*
Stranger: How old are you ? 5 ? 95 ?
You: :33 Purrhaps you don't understand me. I am from the plant of little land of cubes and tea.:3
Stranger: I have purple skin man.
You: :33 *spins around purring* I has grey skin
Stranger: Wow man youre cooler than me :/ what would happen if we had children together?
You: :33 They be kittens, because I am a cat.they be my purrfect little angels. *nuzzles*
Stranger: Im allergic to cats
Greatest Pick Up line.
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
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You all should spam me with questions I am bored
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Harry Potter in 99 seconds →
I am watching Harry Potter and Ilove this!
Thanksgiving was AWESOME! Hope all you had a good one too! Should ask me some questions I am so bored.
Anonymous asked: Soooooo, is there anybody you are dating???
Today was a great day I must say. Some how My Forever Gentlman Became my husband, I have a willing Asian, A Mistess (but really a Mr because he a dude) And Steak! (There was no steak inside joke) And really just a good day in all!! I really want tator tots though….
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Today was a pretty awesome day. Saw Immortals with My Hot marine boyfriend with a HUGE rack, and my forever gentleman and went to dennys and we bonded. GREAT DAY!!
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Here and now.
So right here, right now! Ready set GO! Ok, Ok, you must be really confused good. I’m just starting this whole Tumblr. because of My friend got me stuck on this web comic… Can you take a guess? I’m going to let you guess. Anyways Fan art, and such was here and thought I join plus I love just letting random strangers read my blogs, thoughts and feelings!
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