December 2011
252 posts
Dec 1st
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November 2011
42 posts
elizzibeth: Trolololol
Nov 30th
129 notes
ask stupid questions get stupid answers. (right in front of the pier)”Where the peir?”  ” OK so what you do, is You find a rock, check what side the moss is on, find north from there find west, If you walk into the water you have gone to far!” I swear some people!
Nov 30th
1 tag
:33 He don't like cats :(
Stranger: Cool threesome !!
Stranger: :D
You: :33 Whats a Thr33some? *Gives odd looks*
Stranger: How old are you ? 5 ? 95 ?
You: :33 Purrhaps you don't understand me. I am from the plant of little land of cubes and tea.:3
Stranger: I have purple skin man.
You: :33 *spins around purring* I has grey skin
Stranger: Wow man youre cooler than me :/ what would happen if we had children together?
You: :33 They be kittens, because I am a cat.they be my purrfect little angels. *nuzzles*
Stranger: Im allergic to cats
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Greatest Pick Up line.
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Nov 28th
Nov 28th
3 notes
Anonymous asked: Hayyyyyy ;3
Nov 28th
Anonymous asked: Would you go out with me?
Nov 28th
Anonymous asked: Can I ate your face, legs and hair?
Nov 28th
Anonymous asked: :33 *Th3 3ff3ctive huntr3ss stalks up to h3r pr3y for a fri3ndly pounc3gr33t!*
Nov 28th
Anonymous asked: uUH, I SHOW BETTER THAN TELL };)
Nov 28th
Anonymous asked: i CAN PROVE IT,
Nov 28th
Anonymous asked: mY LANCE IS LONGER }:)
Nov 28th
Anonymous asked: HOW big is YOUR penis?
Nov 28th
Anonymous asked: Why are you so bored?
Nov 28th
You all should spam me with questions I am bored
Nov 28th
Nov 28th
13,220 notes
Anonymous asked: worst decision of your life?
Nov 28th
Nov 28th
266,611 notes
Nov 28th
85 notes
Nov 26th
32,800 notes
Anonymous asked: uUH HAPPY THANKSGIVING,
Nov 25th
Anonymous asked: Did you eat steak for thanksgiving?
Nov 25th
Harry Potter in 99 seconds →
I am watching Harry Potter and Ilove this!
Nov 25th
Thanksgiving was AWESOME! Hope all you had a good one too! Should ask me some questions I am so bored.
Nov 25th
Anonymous asked: Soooooo, is there anybody you are dating???
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
8 notes
Today was a great day I must say. Some how My Forever Gentlman Became my husband, I have a willing Asian, A Mistess (but really a Mr because he a dude) And Steak! (There was no steak inside joke) And really just a good day in all!! I really want tator tots though….
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
Anonymous asked: if you like nepeta, i think you might like nepetaquest! google it! (since tumblr doesn't allow links in asks)
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
297 notes
Anonymous asked: so, who's your favorite homestuck? :D
Nov 23rd
2 tags
Nov 23rd
Today was a pretty awesome day. Saw Immortals with My Hot marine boyfriend with a HUGE rack, and my forever gentleman and went to dennys and we bonded. GREAT DAY!!
Nov 23rd
3 tags
Nov 22nd
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
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Nov 21st
8 notes
Here and now.
So right here, right now! Ready set GO! Ok, Ok, you must be really confused good. I’m just starting this whole Tumblr. because of My friend got me stuck on this web comic… Can you take a guess? I’m going to let you guess.  Anyways Fan art, and such was here and thought I join plus I love just letting random strangers read my blogs, thoughts and feelings!
Nov 21st
“‎”I love playing video games cuz it reminds you how beautiful the world is...”
Nov 21st
Nov 21st